Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.
Best Friend: This one time I asked my 4 year old brother if chickens can sneeze..
Best Friend: And I used him as a credible source.
Me: You used your 4 year old brother as credible source?
Best Friend: Yeah..
Me: And what did he say?
Best Friend: He said no.
Me: Oh, okay.
if you stare long enough the word shark looks like a shark
someone please art this now
thank you for your art
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Let’s take a gander at those titties. :3
You: o . o
You: Are you being serious right now? . - .
Stranger: Well, how old are you?
You: < w < 18
Stranger: Then yes, I am.
You: I am a man . - .
Stranger: So is that a no then?
You: NO :O Because I totally have tits :I
Stranger: That’s disappointing.
Stranger has disconnected.
Come to my blog and enter into a teenage boys mind
Don’t worry.. I hurt too.. We all do sometimes..